I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
it's like iHOP with fire
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
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