North Korea, Best Korea!
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
