dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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