i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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