btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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