Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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