their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Randomize
