I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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