The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
it glows. i had to have it.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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