Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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