hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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