I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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