Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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