Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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