i just identified you from a description of your pipe
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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