in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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