Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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