You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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