There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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