the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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