Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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