How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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