Soap is not a condiment
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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