I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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