i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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