their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
