idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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