Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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