dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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