and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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