Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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