i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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