i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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