Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i came on her dog
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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