Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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