At least make sure they are 18
Why
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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