And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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