Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
there is puke in my bra ... again
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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