We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Who did Billy Mays play for?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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