Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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