It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
