another moral hangover. fuck.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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