I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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