Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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