her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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