I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Randomize
