I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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