My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Blood and glitter go together right?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
