But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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