So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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