Christians are straight up FREAKS
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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