There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
