I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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