We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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