Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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