so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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