My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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